Destroy the spokes as you awkwardly avoid eye contact with other humans because oh... god... your social anxiety is crippling and why did you even think that leaving the house was a good idea? But I digress... Youve left the house and you have found yourself in need of distraction. This is Spokes.
Me: Slide your finger to rotate the spokes.
Me: You can do it, I believe in you.
Me: You can use your thumb, or if youre a madman you can use your index finger and forearm to vacillate wildly.
Me: Destroy the spokes by hitting them with the ball.
You: Seems easy enough.
Me: Watch out, the spokes grow.
Me: Dont let the spokes hit the wall or you die...
You: Oh, wow, this is not helping my anxiety.
Me: Now hit the special colored spokes to activate special abilities.
You: Ok, this is actually pretty fun.
Me: Now buy the in-app-purchase.
You:
You:
You:
You: No...
Me: flip_table_over.gif
Music in the app preview video is Caper by Gurdonark © 2009 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license, and can be found here: http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/gurdonark/20365